Okay, so I had to take something back to TJ Maxx,
which is, like,
the kiss of death, because,
you know you’re gonna go spend more money. And, um, look what I found.
But wait. I found Strawberry Shortcake.
Behind it. I found the actual hoodie.
I don’t care. I’m getting both of them.
This store is a major problem for me.
No, I don’t have my own parking spot.
It’d be nice if they gave me one, though.
Oh,
you’re coming home with me.
It has all of them on there.
I mean, look at that.
Just makes my Gen X heart happy.
What is going on right now?
And these colorful shorts.
Who turned me loose in this store? This is gonna be a lot.
Stop it right now.
I don’t know why I’m looking around for help.
That maybe someone will get me out of here,
but.
Oh, I have to get that. Here.
You guys tell me I need these,
so. Got it. Seriously?
And it’s on clearance. I will save this for next year.
Do I need a Rudolph sweater in July
on clearance? Yes, I think I do.
Someone send help. Take me into the jewelry section.
Oh, my goodness.
Betsy Johnson stuff. Look at that.
And those. Oh,
my gosh, I really need to go.
My car is full. Oh, wait.
They have a cake. Look at that.
Oh, my goodness.
Should I get it? I need to say no.
I’m going to The checkout.
I’m going to the checkout.
Feel like next time I need to come with a buddy
and someone needs to tell me to stop.