Awkward and Hilarious Conversations Among Friends

You guys look like you met at,
like, a hot topic.
Where’d y’all meet? Man,
you have freaks. Like,
I will watch, bro.
Like you treated like a Russian gymnast.
Backflip. My god.
And he’s packing for sure,
cause I can see he’s long as shit.
When did you know you were big?
Don’t act like you didn’t hear me.
I am right here with a microphone.
No, you’re wrong.
You said closing, you asshole.
That’s big energy right there, boy.
No, I said,
when did you know you had a.
You had a thumb, 10, 11.
Your dad was like, damn,
I can’t even put that my mouth anymore.
How. How big is it?
8. Okay, dude.
Good for you, bro.
Eight. That eight is like.
Almost like when you take it down,
a girl’s like, I can’t do nothing with that.
It’s like eight. Eight’s good.
It doesn’t. Can you get.
Can you. It goes fine in the.
But I can’t fit it all up in here.
I love these guys.
So we can fit in the cruise?
Good slides in there like a goddamn.
Just poop just gets in there.
Yes, but in the mouth
you’re like,
oh, that’s very similar to your dad.
Delete that. I can’t put that anywhere.
You know that moment that you had with him
when you took his pants down and you were like, god,
I never had that. That must feel good.
You know me. Like,
I Have the pool down. And they’re like, yeah,
you know me. Like, my.
It’s everywhere. You know what I mean? Like,
put in my ear. Put in my ear.
I don’t give a shit.
My sinuses. In my sinuses. Go ahead.