Oil Change Frustration: A Comedy of Appointment Delays

Hey, you guys got time to do an oil change for me?
Uh, excuse me sir,
do you have time to do an oil change?
Do you have an appointment?
Uh, no,
I just saw on the website
just said oil changes anytime.
You’re gonna need to call and make an appointment.
The phone number’s on the website.
Well, I’m here right now.
Can you please give me an oil change?
I don’t have any mechanics.
Change your oil right now.
We’re about three weeks out on an appointment,
so you’re gonna need to call and schedule that. Okay?
Dude, I see people walking back there.
There’s not even any cars in the base.
Can you change my oil? Yeah,
you’re gonna need an appointment.
Come on. What?
Hey, what if I just left it here and you guys give me a loaner?
Cause I got a new car, so they said I was a loaner.
A loaner? Our loaners are two years out. What?
Yeah, sorry champ.
Come on man, I’m just gonna leave it here.
Why don’t I just wait in the lounge?
Is that alright?
Look, leave your keys there and if I have time,
I’ll try to get to it. Just go wait in the lounge.
Um, okay.
So when do you think it’s gonna be done?