Gear Review: Transitioning to Gas-Powered Weed Eating with the Hedge Slammer

What do you. Check this out.
This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
Who is this guy?
Hedge slammer.
To be honest, this is kind of like training wheels.
What it is, is
you use one of these before you get turned loose
with a gas powered weed eater.
Bought me one last week after having a battery powered one.
Got me one that was gas and I wasn’t ready for that power.
Things like it’s got a chip in it or something.
I wasn’t ready. Had crop circles all in my yard.
Engine looks like it was done by third grader.
So I would say that this is a great step to get you ready,
you know,
for a full blown gas powered weed eater.
Or if you add a string, you know,
maybe do this for a small area.
But to be at. To have to do this,
you know, for like,
all the way around your house or a bunch of weed eating.
I don’t recommend this. What y’all think about my readers?
Dang that I can actually see my phone with these on.
I’m uglier than I thought I was.
All right, then.