Lesson 2 on dumb shit to financially ruin yourself on Amazon.
This is smart air purifier that’s probably smarter than you
that covers up to 18 square feet.
Use the coupon on the page and the discount code will go to 63 bucks!
God forbid you have to go outside and cut the grass yourself,
so here’s an automatic lawn mower.
Use that discount code to go to 500 bucks!
Next we have this outdoor fire pit
that you will use once
because you will be inside eating Long John Silvers all day anyway.
Use the coupon on that code will go to 28 bucks!
Next we have this eye massager that plays Bluetooth music
and I don’t know why the fuck you’re listening to music
while getting your eyes massage,
but is that discount code in the coupon?
I’ll go to 38 bucks. If you’re gonna massage your eyes,
you can go ahead and massage that hunchback too with this massage.
Your coupon in that code will go to 38 bucks.
Next we.
We all agree that 10 inches is enough,
so here is a 10 inch twin mattress.
Use that discount code to go to 98 balls!
We have this Dog Bark training collar.
Your code in the coupon will go to 17 balls.
So we have this label printing machine.
Use the coupon plus this discount code to go to 17 bucks!
Last on this list we have this pizza oven.
And also while we’re talking about Pizza!
Comment your favorite food if you made it this far
cause I wanna use that discount code to go to 1 20!