I want realistic sex in movies, you guys.
For example, I queef
all the time and I’ve never heard one queef in a movie.
Zero queef representation in movies.
Also, when I say I’m queefing, I’m farting,
but I’m telling him it’s a queef
cause men have absolutely no clue what a queef is.
If it doesn’t smell your Gucci,
get out of there. You got away with it.
Also, when I say I’m squirting, I’m peeing.
One more note about queefs.
Stop saying that I queefed.
You queefed me, okay?
And I know that for a fact because I’ve never queefed alone.
You took your needle dick
and you started pumping me with air like a basketball.
Sorry, you didn’t realize my pussy was so fucking tight
that the air was gonna get trapped
and you didn’t anticipate that.
But don’t gaslight me and tell me that I queefed
when I know for a fact I laid there and did absolutely nothing.