Whatever the Blacksmith Wukong developers were smoking
when they made some of the bosses in this game,
I want some of it. For starters,
every main boss in this game has like unlimited fucking health.
See if they have unlimited health or the staff does niche.
Like, it just does zero damage.
It’s one or the other.
This guy might be the most stupid boss I’ve ever fought. Ever.
Phase 1 is alright. Phase 2 is alright as well.
Phase 3 is the worst thing I’ve ever fucking seen in my life.
You have a mini tornado chasing you around,
the smaller the arena gets.
Very small, chasing you around,
pulling you in. You then have a sandstorm,
meaning you can’t see shit.
It’s impossible to see what’s going on.
And then. Oh my God,
he goes outside of the arena.
You can’t hit it. He looks like he’s still inside,
but he’s actually outside of the barrier.
You can’t hit him, but he can still hit you.
Who? Who, what, when,
where, and why?
Who designed this boss fight?
Before we continue on,
I play Black Myth Wukong every night live on my Twitch channel.
It’s there. Link in bio.
We much appreciate if you go over there and drop a follow.
Now let’s talk about the dragons.
Specifically the one in, uh,
Chapter 3 on the lake.
And then the woman in Chapter 3 that turns into a dragon.
You are fighting the camera more than you are
Fighting the actual dragon,
specifically the one on the lake.
There’s like a three second window that you can actually hit it
when it’s on the floor. It’s.
Oh, bro,
it’s so stupid. This guy is just straight up no bed.
When he goes gold, like,
he turns himself gold. Just no bed.
Like, dick.
This isn’t even to mention the.
The big guy in chapter 1, the headbutcher,
the fucking flying headbutt,
and then, uh,
the frosty tiger. Like, bro,
these bosses are fucking insane.
They’re. They’re great.
They’re great. And they just have too much health.
Like, why do they have so much fucking health?