Broski, I will.
I’ll kid you not, bro.
I’m leaving my hair appointment like this
cause I don’t know who my girl thought she was chatting to.
I get that you’re doing man’s hair for free
and you’re doing man’s hair a favour and that, bro.
But I don’t need to chat them like I’m some idiot, bro.
Like, I don’t know who I’m gonna go to get my hair done.
I’m just gonna go pick him up and wait for one of the aunties, bro.
But, bro,
I’m not. I’m not on that, bro.
Well, she just had better attitude than that, bro.
Like, man was pulling on my hair.
I told him my head is tender and that.
She’s pulling on my hair when I’m moving.
She’s kissing her teeth, she’s rolling her eyes, brother.
Like, she’s saying,
I don’t have to do this, you know,
I said what?
I said calm. I said,
thank you for this, I’ll pay for how much hair you’ve done and that.
But I’m. I’m out, bro.
Cause I’m not a neat. I’m not a dickhead, bro.
No, I’m joking.
She was mad cool, bro.
Do you know what I mean? Like,
we was all dancing and that.
We were dancing to the new Ashanti album, flipping,
dancing to Wiz Khalifa and that.
But are you seeing these parties, though?
The pies were pieing off. Pie that Moses,
pie that sea. You get me?
Like, look at the scalping.
The scalping. Like, Yeah,
trust me. Shut the easy touch on the gram.
I’m on the TikTok. All them platforms there.
Go get yourself locked in. Trust me.