Musings of a Half-Assed Mopper: The Quest for a Clean Smell

Mel,
pump it, pump it,
pump it. I’m gonna have to hike up these pants to my titties.
Guess I’m just gonna hold them.
I need my slippers.
Okay, look,
I am half ass mopping.
Just doing it to smell good.
My floors are basically already clean. But I love a good smell
cause this is a freaking workout.
Look, I usually don’t mop my floors like this.
I take everything out. But I honestly,
my floors are pretty much clean.
I just literally mopped them two days ago.
But I don’t know why. I just love the smell.
The clean smell.
So that’s why I mop, to make it smell better.