Video Game Guessing Game: Unraveling the Mysteries of Spacemen, Schizophrenia, and Twilight Princess

The first one.
Spaceman rallies peaceful tribes,
begins brutal war of attrition. Huh?
Halo? I don’t know. Pikmin.
It is Pikmin. Hold on. Wait.
Thank you. We’re gonna get the, uh.
I really did not think outside the box with that one.
Schizophrenic wakes up in a weird bathtub
and is told by a dead guy that he needs to find his four dead friends
and save his daughter, who’s over 100 years old.
Come on. That’s.
That sounds like Zelda. Which one?
Breath of the wild. Yes! Yes!
Very good job. A guy who’s very beast like at times
has to save a land from black particles
constantly floating down on the land.
You’re aided by a sarcastic creature
who turns into a foxy woman at the end.
Yeah, I know exactly what game this is.
Is it blood on his ass? I don’t know.
Twilight Princess? Yes, sir.
Is it Twilight Princess? Yes,
it is. Alright. Alright.
Oh, my god.
Alright.