What do you do?
When was the last time you were in a relationship?
Two years ago. Two years ago?
And who was it?
Horse riding that I.
Horse, huh?
I heard horse, too.
I was a horse. She was a horse.
You were dating a horse?
I talked about accepting all kinds of sexuality.
Honestly, I cannot be an advocate for bestiality.
Are you kidding me right now?
You, 4 feet tall, were with a horse?
The rider. The rider.
You were dating the rider of a horse?
Yeah. Who in the world would ever describe the person they were dating?
I was dating a horse rider.
Haha.
You’re the dumbest doctor I’ve ever met in my life. Haha.
Did she ride you like a horse?
Yes. How did you know? I really like it.