SUP, babies?
Let’s get it. I made a hillbilly cold plunge today
and my husband is done with me.
Mama, did you get another kiddie pool?
Yes. You know,
we get a nice house.
You can’t keep putting kiddie pools in the backyard.
It’s not big enough for Chachi.
Yes, it is.
I’m sure I’m not the first person to have ever thought of this.
This is a hillbilly cold plunge.
I don’t know about you guys,
but those cold plunges are like six to eight thousand dollars.
The one that we’re looking at.
So I was like, you know what?
How can I concoct one for now
until we buy one that I can have for today?
I got a kiddie pool. Filled it up with water.
Hillbilly cold plunge. Baby,
it’s fucking freezing. It’s the whole point of a cold plunge, right?
Oh, my god,
it is so cold. People do this for fun.
You don’t wanna get in here, Bubba.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, I know it’s supposed to go all the way under,
but give me a second. My nails are about to fall off. Right?
Oh, my god,
the hairs on my legs are growing.
I’ve got five o’clock shadow already.
Like I’m in an igloo cooler right now.
And it comes with a pillow.
You can get it off Amazon.
Okay, here we go.
Ready, set, go.
Oh, my god!
Oh, my goodness!
Alrighty then. The buzzards are flying high in the sky.
My Feet are numb. Come on, Chacha,
you wanna get in here? Come on,
it’s cold. Bubba,
just letting you know before you get in here.
Oh, Bussy,
you are not welcome in this party.
Oh, come on, Bussy.
Alright, well,
it’s dog approved. Hillbilly cold plunge,
ladies and gentlemen. Oh my god.
Okay. Alright,
that’s great. Thank you.
Thank you. Go!