Hey man, wanna go clubbing later?
Oh, no,
I never been. You’ve never been to a nightclub?
What’s so good? Why?
If you can get in, what you can’t get in?
It’s great. Excuse me?
Especially if you got a, uh,
you gotta bring your friends that are girls. Oh,
then you can get in. Then you can line up.
It’s so great. For how long?
An hour. This sounds horrible.
Then what? You pay to go in and then you’re in and then you get a drink.
How much is a drink? 400 bucks.
It’s awesome. Alright,
so you’re in and you do what?
You dance, you have fun,
you talk with your friends.
Oh, okay.
But no one does that. What?
Cause you lose your friends, dude. Sorry. What?
Get this. You hang by the toilet?
The toilets? Yeah,
this is getting worse. The floor’s sticky. What?
From spew sweat drinks more spew gum. What? Gum?
You’ll need gum.
Is there any dancing? Yeah.
Oh, good for weirdos.
You mainly there to pick up girls.
And what do the girls do? Avoid being picked up by guys.
Dare I ask? What else?
Well, there’s something that no one talks about,
but it’s everywhere. It’s so good.
Are you talking about drug jealousy?
Your friends will be jealous.
That guy’s jealous. Everyone you look at,
they’re jealous. What?
This sounds insane. You’ve gotta give it a go.
No way. Are you a good babysitter? What? Why?
Cause you’ll have To babysit your friend
who’s lost all of their bodily functions.
It’s awesome, huh?
It’s amazing. What happens at the nightclub,
stays at the nightclub. This sounds like fun.
What club? There’ll be fights.
How do you get in a fight?
Looking at what? A guy,
a girl, the bouncer?
Anything? Really, huh?
People get kicked out for what?
Nothing. Okay,
I’m not gonna do this ever.
Go on. Give it a go.
No, come on.
Off you go. After all that,
people go and do it again.
Oh, no,
you can’t remember. Is the music even good?
Terrible. But you won’t remember.
Nope. Go on.
Okay, fine.
Alright, one expensive hangover lay, Dale.
I need a toilet.
Wednesday.
Oh, how was it?
Where’d you go? Uh, amnesia.
I love that place. Oh, do I?