Unconventional Wedding Reception Scripts and Vows

When you gotta watch on the side of your cousin wedding
cause the reception is rude.
I’m not cousin, so let me go.
That you will love him, comfort him
in sickness and in health.
And that forsaking all others for him alone,
you will perform unto him
all the duties that a wife owes to her husband.
Until god by death shall separate you.
If so, answer.
I do. I do.
Who give it this woman to be married to this man?
I do. Thank you, sir. May you retire.
Since
it is your desire
to be married and become husband and wife,
I ask you now to please join your right hands.