If I’m to do this, I’ll need my own team.
You won’t like them. Please
allow me to share with you a gentleman’s guide for war situations.
Rule No. 1, you need a big boss like me.
Excuse me. I’m actually the big boss.
I mean, I’m not the big boss.
You order some guns. Rule No. 2,
it’s always important to have someone on the team
who never skips leg day. I could be the tech guru.
No, that’s me.
I literally make sure this family survives this new
technological world every single day.
Rule No. 3, make sure your squad has a tech wizard.
Okay, I got it.
I’m the sexy one. The person who charms their way out of everything.
Ugh, you wish.
Hi. I’m the eyes.
Rule No. 4, you need someone to know what’s happening around town 24 7.
Oh, I’m also hungry.
Hi. Hungry.
I’m dead.
Oh my gosh. I know what you are.
You’re the clown. Every squad needs entertainment.
I am the clown. Wanna hear another joke? No.