Circling the Green: A Golfing Story of Missed Shots and Meat Jokes

Hard for golf club, hole No. 14,
310 yard, par 4.
We’re gonna try to go for the green again on this one.
My boss called and said that every time he calls
you’re super worked up about something and then you need to chill. Me?
Yeah,
obviously. Miss the green left here.
Just trying to get it back on the putting surface
from under this tree and go over the green.
Are we playing Duck, Duck, Goose?
I’ll smack you in the head.
No, we’re.
Oh, I’m sorry.
Ring around the Rosie. Yeah,
we’re circling the green. Circling the green? Yeah.
How many times?
Hopefully that was the last one.
You’re gonna want some of this. Why?
Cause it’s big and I’m full already.
Thought you like big pieces of meat.
Normal husband joke. They’re gonna leave this chip. Oh, terribly short
and Mr. Parpup.
Terribly disappointing. Bogey here. But we take her medicine.