Awkwardly Flirting in Brickle: A Comedy of Misunderstandings

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here in Brickle.
Wait, what’s your name?
Michelle. Michelle,
nice to meet you. I’m.
I’m not gonna lie, I think I just caught feelings. Lowkey.
I didn’t hear what you said.
You’re beautiful.
Alright, anyways, question.
Alright, respectfully,
where are you from? Australia.
You wanna. You wanna grab Macca’s?
Oh, wow. Okay.
You know, you’re
Australian slang. Can you say no?
No, no, no.
What’s the best way a guy can grab your number?
Um. When it’s kind of like an interview, it’s.
That’s kind of like the weirdest way you can do it.
Alright, well,
I’m not. I’m not.
I’m not gonna grab your number,
I’m gonna grab your email.
What’s the best way? What? I can grab your email?
That makes it worse. I just.
I know, cause that’s even more like an interview.
So, you know,
like an iPhone. I go here.
Do I know an iPhone? You put here and you put your email inside.
Alright, if you’re watching this,
make sure to grab her email
because she doesn’t know how to give guys her number.
Cause you didn’t ask for my number.
Facts.