Thrilling Adventures at Little Calm Six Flags: A Day of Fun and Excitement

Alright, y’all, look where we at.
Jump scare. Oh,
we’re gonna walk. But then the shuttle came
and if y’all can’t talk, I got an earring in my nose,
so I’m confused. I don’t know.
How are you feeling?
Pretty good.
That was on me. First ride was calm.
I give it a cool 7 out of 10.
6.5. It’s cool,
it’s cool. Been in this line for an hour.
Alright, we just rode, uh, Superman.
Now we’re riding. No, wait. Fuck.
We just rode Goliath. Now we’re riding Superman.
Alright, let’s get ready. Take this out.
Why they close it on us like that, though?
All right, that was a.
That was something all together.
I give the little calm six flags there.
I give it an eight out of ten.
What would you give it? What?
Today it’s little calm six flags day.
I said eight out of 10.
I get seven.
It’s cool. Calm day.
Cool, calm day.