I know. Don’t be mad at me that I’m sharing these pictures.
But how we. How is this gonna happen?
And we’re not gonna talk about it, okay?
Like, we just gotta talk about it.
And here’s the thing. We have to remember that Taylor Swift
is the most famous person on the planet,
so she absolutely knows that paparazzi is there. Right?
Which is why she probably went on the balcony,
was like, listen,
get a couple snaps, sell your pics,
and then leave us alone. I’m assuming that that’s kind of like,
how it went down, right?
All right, so not only did they reunite in Rhode Island,
but it’s a. It’s a party.
We have the Mahomes there,
and then we also have Kylie Kelsey,
which means Jason has to be there, too.
Or unless, like,
Jason’s at ESPN, which is in Connecticut,
and then maybe he’s doing a little work,
and then he’s gonna meet them there.
But I do think it’s kind of funny,
cause I feel like Kylie’s like,
can we just be at C I all?
And obviously, the.
The Brittany Mahomes thing is interesting,
because if you follow me, you clearly know that, like,
you know, I think Trump’s a cult,
but, um,
I do think that, like,
Taylor needed a friend in Kansas City,
and Patrick and Travis are best friends.
Or maybe it’s more like Patrick and Travis,
their best teammates, and Taylor was gonna be alone.
She was just starting to date Travis,
she needed somebody in the football space to tell her what’s up,
and I think they became friends.
And then, you know,
now you kind of know what Britney’s about.
I don’t know. I keep thinking, like,
if I fell in love with somebody
and their best friend’s wife was a Trumper,
what would I do? But we know our girl Kylie.
We know that she’s chef’s kiss.
So it’s like a daycare up in here.
But then this is. This isn’t all.
Who’s there? Then we have Blake and Ryan show up kissing.
And listen, obviously,
there’s been a lot of drama with.
It ends with us. And
I think Blake did a very poor job
by not talking about domestic violence.
But these two are clearly still in love.
And she and Taylor have been best friends for well over a decade,
and they’re like, let’s party in Rhode Island.
But then. But then we come to find out that Bradley Cooper
and his daughter’s also there.
And I just love this connection,
because obviously, Bradley Cooper is from Philly.
He’s been a lifelong Eagles fan.
So now Bradley is hanging out with Jason Kelsey and Kylie Kelsey.
Like, I just.
We don’t know where Gigi is.
I’m thinking that Gigi’s probably at work,
and then she’ll get there.
Like, I think Gigi and Jason are working,
and then they’re gonna get there after the fact.
But in the meantime,
I feel like you think that Travis is The grill master.
But I feel like Ryan Reynolds and.
And Bradley Cooper grew up in Philly.
Philly suburbs. Like,
he knows how to flip a burger on a grill.
Like he’s making the kebabs.
They probably have a private chef.
But again, don’t get mad at me that I’m sharing these pics,
because we all got to talk about it.
And I think that they probably knew paparazzi was there,
so. Anyway,
what a fun time to be in Rhode Island instead.
Maybe that’s what she’s doing now.
Instead of. Instead of fourth of July parties,
it’s gonna be the new Labor Day Party. God bless America.