In Praise of Panty Lines: An Ode to Underrated Elegance

Know what I think is underrated? Panty lines.
Think about it. Actually.
That’s hot. You can see them.
And who, who doesn’t want that?
And half of these songs, like,
who wants that? You can’t see anything.
You know, I just think
maybe we haven’t given full bottom panties
that respect that they deserve.