Hi, who wins in a fight, Kratos or son Wukong?
I don’t know if y’all remember earlier this year
when I set this app ablaze
when I said that Kratos will beat the shit out of the Hulk.
Well, uh,
y’all ain’t gotta worry about me saying that stupid shit
when it comes to this, cause Son Wukong is one of very,
very
few people that I would actually put up against kretos to take the W.
I ain’t gonna lie. Son wukong,
I owe you an apology. I was very unfamiliar with your game.
I did not know that this motherfucker was the inspiration for Goku.
Hey, you learn something new every day.
I was wondering why at the beginning of that damn game he was so OP.
And that also would explain the floating cloud.
Bro, this man Wukong is so immortal that he doesn’t even exist.
I’mma repeat that he’s so immortal that he doesn’t exist.
Allow me to explain. This motherfucker went to hell and heaven
and erased his name from the book of life and death.
He’s like his own life form of some shit.
Bro, the man is so OP that even Google understands this man’s game.
If you type in who can beat song Hu Kong?
It’ll tell you nobody. Cause here’s the thing.
Even if you somehow subdue him and win the fight,
the nigga can’t die. So technically you can never beat him.
Or this man can literally clone himself
and Beat your ass with every single clone.
This man can take a hair from his nut sack,
clone it into another version of him,
and say, go handle my lightweight.
I’m sorry, but that’s just some shit that I ain’t never seen Kratos do.
And I am a huge Kratos laser.
I am not going to lie to you.
I think he can whoop anybody’s ass.
But I’m not stupid. You know you’re too powerful of a character.
When another character that’s based on off of you
is also the strongest fictional character of all time.
But even that version of you is still weaker than you.
Look, when it comes to that
Kratos versus the whole thing.
I said what I said, bro.
I’m standing on that shit.
But a son, Wu Kong,
my brother. You got it, champ.