Confessions of a Graphic Designer: Tales from the Design World

We’re graphic designers. When you tell us to make it pop,
we don’t know what you mean.
We’re graphic designers. Canva is bullshit.
We’re graphic designers. We’ve got a yearning.
A yearning for kerning. We’re graphic designers.
The first time I fell in love was with Montserrat.
We’re graphic designers. Comic Sans.
It’s the PT Cruiser of fonts.
We’re graphic designers. It’s not a font,
it’s a typeface. We’re graphic designers.
AI will never replace us. You can’t even tell us what you want.
We’re graphic designers.
The final isn’t final until the file name is final
underscore final, underscore version 3,
underscore 7,
underscore final.