Letterboxd Stats: A Glimpse into Ethan’s Cinematic World

I saw this trend going around on Twitter
where people were posting their stats from their letterboxed accounts
with rated higher than average movies,
so I figured, let’s give it a go.
I’m genuinely. I’m just like.
Nothing could describe me better than what you’re witnessing here.
What you’re witnessing here is Ethan distilled into a letterboxed stat.
And I probably want all of this engraved on my.
On my headstone, so I feel good about it.