The $5 Toy Shopping Spree: Counting the Bargains at Jumble Store

Well, well, well.
Look what we got here. Someone’s buying all our toys on Sunday.
Yo, mo,
yo, mo.
What’s today’s price? Today is $5.
$5? So everything here is $5.
$5. Wow.
There’s a lot of items. Squishmallows,
Pokemon, Monster Jam.
These are all brand name products
$5. Really?
Even pop figures are $5.
Is everything really $5? Everything is $5.
Pops, $5.
Squish mellows, $5.
Pokemon, $5. Wow.
Now
we are going to count each one and see how much he has in his carts.
And they’re either $5 or less.
Everything is on sale. Two carts.
We counted every single piece.
Guess how many pieces it is.
60 pieces. All these items,
what does it come out to? $287.
And each item is $5 or less.
Retail would easily be four to five hundred dollars.
But at jumble, everything’s up to 99% off.