What do you call that weird guy
who’s always hanging out with the musicians? The drummer.
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They have a machine that does that now.
How do you know the stage is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer’s mouth.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a pepperoni pizza?
A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
How can you tell there’s a drummer at your door?
The knock keeps speeding up.
What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
Hey, how about we try one of my songs?