Eccentric Monologue: The Cable Show

Welcome to the show cable.
I am doing very well, young man.
Like the cast of The Color Purple.
But I’m like 1 thousand years old,
so that’s really famous to me.
You’re not. You’re like, 24, babe, you can stay.
Uh, a step to your right, please.
A big step to the right, to the right,
to the right, to the left, to the left.
A, b, c,
d, e,
f, g,
h, I,
j, k,
l, m,
n, o, p,
q, r,
s, t,
u, v, w,
x,
y, z