Unprecedented Crime: The Ultimate Act of Justice and Truth

If you were to do a crime,
but no one could ever do it again,
what would you do? Okay,
there’s two schools of thoughts.
With this one, you kill someone. Haha.
Then nobody could ever kill someone again.
But I think that’s stupid.
You see? Better than never killing anyone again,
I would commit the crime of lying in court,
aka perjury. Because then every single time somebody was in court,
they would have to tell the truth,
and they would get justice served.