So, Jimmy jabs, huh?
What do you say we make it interesting this year? Aha!
We can play for Katie’s number. No.
Is this why you wanted to do Jimmy Jebs?
No. Yes.
Why we gave it away. You said aha and snapped your fingers.
Ooh, you wanna go out with the Rose’s friend? Katie?
That’s great. She’s cool.
I know,
but Rosa has this dumb rule about not mixing work with personal stuff.
That’s actually not a bad policy.
I once gave my aunt a jaywalking ticket
and things really deteriorated between us.
But Jake and Katie would be awesome together.
I know, right?
She’s single, I’m single.
She’s pretty. I’m pretty.
So it’s settled. If I win the Jimmy Jabs,
you give me your number. And if I lose,
you don’t have to give it to me.
I already don’t have to give it to you.
Alright, I’ll give you $200
and I’ll never ask you for another phone number again. Done.
Hey! Don’t you dare touch Amy junior.
That’s right, it’s your baby.
Are you saying I knocked you up?
You sure did. Jake,
can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah, sure thing.
Hold that. Sure.
Alright, Jake,
you wanna call off the bet?
Seriously? You’re gonna back out now just cause you’re losing?
What is this, a riverboat casino on the river of no rules?
No, I’m giving you a chance to call off the bet
because it’s clear you don’t actually want Katie’s Number
because you’re still into Amy. What?
That’s crazy.
I just spent the whole day fighting for another girl’s number.
You spent the whole day flirting with Amy?
Yeah, we’re joking around because we’re friends now that I’ve moved on.
Then prove it. Beat Amy,
and don’t flirt with her at all.
Fine. Good luck. You’re gonna need it.
Yes, we all need luck.
Thank you for offering me some.
On your Mark, get Seth Rogan.
Contestants must make it past the barricade hurdles,
then use a bean bag gun to get a snack.
You will eat the snack in its entirety. Ah,
close, close, close, close.
Next, head down to the first floor,
where you will locate a pamphlet about bullying,
then print out a picture of me using a laptop from 1982.
Whoever grabs their print out first is the winner.
What are you doing? Santiago, go!
No! Broken rolling wheel.
I did it! I took my time,
I wasn’t a crazy idiot, and I won!
I finally won! Oh, yeah!
Yes! Yes!
What’s going on here?
Someone answer him now!
Santiago Peralta!
Hey, you gave it a good try.
Sorry you lost. No, it’s for the best.
I let Amy win. Close,
close, close, close.
Ah,
you’re right. I’m not over her.