Austin, Texas,
you never cease to amaze me.
Cause coming in at No. 17 while I yell bitch,
Asian fusion ain’t to be played with.
You know Big Zaddy been a regular for years,
so let’s get into it. I brought my bitch drew for brunch.
Wasn’t nobody playing today.
Anastasia always serves me and brings me my fixing.
We hit him with a matcha espresso martini. Bitch.
Y’all, if you ever got a vent to fuck
Olive Garden over here, everybody’s family.
Especially when they got that dim sum.
Hoe how long
bow friend, to smack your ass in the face?
These come super hot and steamy,
so you gotta let them cool down.
And then we got the beef pot stickers.
Bitch tasted like a stuffed meatball.
Bitches was thick. Okay,
now honestly,
extra crispy, crunchy,
and that’s always the vibe.
Purriona, if you don’t know,
get into it. Next we got an appetizer sampler.
And bitch with that soft ass fucking bow bun.
I don’t need to explain how good this shit is.
Look at my face. It’s a supple bitch.
Everything that’s fried comes out super hot and steamy.
The cold items are cold and chilled.
The sauces are all the perfect compliment.
A shrimp balls? Come on, lemongrass. Bitch,
let the reviews do the explaining.
Shit is so good you don’t have to come back for a part 2
cause you haven’t seen nothing yet.
So like for part 2.
Hoe, purriona,
I’m out. Okrr.