Stuck in Space: The Saga of the Two Astronauts and Their Unexpected Journey

Could just be me,
but I feel like more people should be talking about the two astronauts
that are stuck in space right now.
After going on a little space expedition
that was supposed to be eight days long.
Now they are there until February.
They went to space for eight days and could be stuck until 2025.
Butch Wilmore. He looks so much like a butch. Haha.
That’s the most butch looking butch I’ve ever seen in my life
outside of Butch Jones. He looks like he could be Butch Jones’s brother.
In a Sunita.
I can’t see the rest of her name because of the recording thing.
They’re stuck up there. And in the least shocking news ever,
the spacecraft
that was supposed to bring them back through the atmosphere
to the earth was a Boeing spacecraft.
This saga has been happening for a little bit now,
over two months, about 80 days or so.
And NASA was trying to, you know,
figure out a way to get them home.
And they eventually got to the point where, like,
we can’t do this. So who did they call?
They call the Elon Musk and Spacex.
And thanks to Boeing being a failure and everything,
a Spacex spaceship, I guess you would say,
is going to bring them back home.
But in February,
these two are currently in the International Space Station,
which I guess means they’ll be okay,
but, man,
that’s. They got a while to go.
What are They. What do they do up there?
Are they gonna.
They gonna do the little, you know,
one, two,
one, two,
if you know what I mean. But can you,
in space,
talk about Mile High Club?
It’s more like a Marathon high club.
I don’t know.
I don’t know. I just got carried away.
All that being said, I hope they are fine.
Can they watch Netflix up there or, like,
TV sports? I don’t know.