I should be on the Olympic flag football team.
I play recreational two hand touch street football.
Keep running. So my spot on the Olympic team is not much of a debate.
Um, I think it’s kind of arrogant
that NFL players think they can just waltz on in
and have a roster spot. Just. What,
because they play in the NFL?
I, I’m sorry,
what did you do, say hi?
I play in people’s driveways and I don’t give a fuck.
Yep.
You gotta have that, man.
God, leave.
I mean, I’ll say it.
I think I’m better than Patrick Mahomes.
Down, set, hut!
As far as football IQ goes,
yeah, it’s not close.
Gotta keep going, man.
I mean, sure,
the guy throws a nice ball,
he’s got a couple Super Bowl MVP’s.
But does he really know the game?
Go deep. The answer is no.
It’s too much arm. I’ll tell you what Patrick Mahomes knows.
He knows how to copy other people’s moves.
The offhand throw. Throwing with your left hand as a righty.
That’s my move.
Don’t stop. Don’t stop.
Never stop. I just know ball.