Mistaken Gifts: A Funny Story of Chocolates and Eyeshadow

You ended up taking the chocolates that you gave me for my birthday?
Oh, yes.
What you thought was an eyeshadow palette?
Yes. I mean,
when you’re drunk like that
and it looks like a smoky brown.
I literally was like, oh, Grace,
I love this color. And I almost didn’t eat it.
I was like, let me put this in my beauty box.