No one warns you about the funny medium ugly guys.
These are the guys you’re convincing yourself are cute.
And they have that rizz. They’re funny.
They laugh their way into women’s pants.
I would argue with these are the most lethal of the creatures
because they probably have bagged a few baddies because of their humor,
and now they think they are God’s gift to women.
They’re not.
If you’re currently seeing or talking to a funny medium ugly,
you’re probably a baddie, first of all.
Second of all, you’re my thoughts and prayers.
God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
Good luck.