hey y’all this is Ms. Pat with my sweaty looking ass
hold on
I’m at home goods right
but I gotta tell you about it
I found a fucking 700 dollar calendar
y’all check this shit out for 100 bucks
look at this shit I googled it and this a 700 dollar candle
this is so big y’all check this candle out
this bitch is bad and this motherfucker smell good
like why this candle got an alarm on it
what kind of gotdamn candle got an alarm on it
so I googled it and I was like yeah
I take that one thank you home goods