From Toilets to Tea: A Curious American Explores Life in the UK

I moved from the USA to the UK almost a year ago
and I have some questions for British people
why do you have to flush the toilet with a flair
there’s always like a unique way to flush the toilet
also why does the internet not seem to work anywhere
you guys like invented the internet and it doesn’t work in downtown Oxford
are you guys good at gardening or is it just the weather
why does everyone own a spaniel
why can’t we switch from driving on the left to the right
I know driving on the left is what started it all
but I really think the right is just
it just makes more sense
is everyone good at small talk or is it just the weather
and lastly how come everyone is just so nice