Listen, man,
everybody, they mama talk about some Wu Kong versus Kratos.
Who wins? All right,
everybody going crazy about this.
We all know the answer to this question.
Kratos is getting packed up, bro.
Dude can take off his eyebrow here,
make a clone of himself and then end his whole life.
Like, come on, bro.
And I’ll tell you who can beat Wu Kong.
All right? And a lot of people ain’t gonna like this,
but i’mma tell you the truth.
There’s only one man. The Freeman, alright?
The Gordon Freeman. Now listen,
Gordon Freeman is an all time legend.
You guys probably say, oh,
he’s just a human. He’s just a human.
He’s not just a human. He’s part of the Black Mace operation.
I mean, look at this chiseled jawline.
How can this guy not win against Wukong?
I don’t care, but oh well,
he in a vulnerable. He can’t die, bro.
You can’t beat the Freeman.
Gordon Freeman can’t die. He can’t die.
He destroyed the combo. He destroyed it.
I mean, for Christ’s sake,
he destroyed the entire Black Mace operation.
His ASS was fighting zombies in the military, bro.
Nobody can talk to Freeman, man.
That’s my goal. And I won’t have any Gordon Freeman sland.
he human. He does
he that. What is he without the suit, man?
Be quiet, all right?
Be quiet. Your goat is getting packed up by my goat, bro.
Gordon Freeman cannot be stopped.
He’s A legend. Alright guys,
I’m lying. This whole video was just to get you guys to buy half life.
It’s my favorite game of all time.
Well, one of my favorite games of all time.
And it’s not on sale. But it’s gonna be on sale soon.
Alright, I know Gordon Freeman loses.
I think everybody should play half Life.
It’s one of the fucking greatest games of all time.
It made me into a man. But yes,
get yourself half life. Alright? Or I’m coming for you.