I decided to swallow a condom filled with Chris Pontius’s Semen.
I am Chris Pontius. I just Semen into a condom.
And the way that we went about shooting that
was to tell dad
I was gonna interview him about some vegan veggie burger.
If you separate out the crap from the real stuff,
there’s not enough real stuff left to have a very balanced menu.
But there is some real stuff.
I’m really sorry about this,
but he said,
I need you to come over and I need you to produce your seed
for me.
Is this. Is this real?
What. What.
How does that relate to vegan food?
Dad, I’m just gonna take care of this right now.
That’s gonna piss me off.
Haha.
Oh, god.
Dad looks at him and he says, wait,
that’s not vegan. Haha,
I. I should know better than to have been surprised. Haha.