Rainy Day Misadventures: A Tale of Questionable Rain Gear Choices

What is that?
Well, you can find out for $15.
Do what now? I got a rain suit.
Dude, that’s a garbage bag.
No, it ain’t.
You see any garbage in here?
Weather can change it any moment. And?
And you don’t have to worry about it.
That this fit in your back pocket?
It fit in your front waist pocket.
Cliff, did you hear anything I just said?
That’s not even a poncho. $12, $10,
I’m out on the rain suit. Okay,
you’re gonna be soaking wet, too.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I just take my chances. I’ll be in the truck.