JD Vance has already become the most unpopular vice presidential pick
in modern political history
so much of that is just due to his incapability
of acting normal in everyday situations
you see in that interaction video of him in the doughnut shop
“I’m JD Vance I’m running for vice president”… okay
I’ve been here since the beginning of July
okay
how about you sir
almost two years okay good
almost everything yeah
there’ll be a lot of ways to hear some sprinkle stuff
some of these cinnamon rolls
about four years about four years
okay how long you been here
uh four or six months
okay good
noticed something about that video
wouldn’t you wanna ask those people what issues matter to them in this election
so you can tell them you plan to raise their minimum wage
or provide them access to good healthcare instead
because JD Vance and the Trump campaign have no plan to do any of that
instead gonna ask them random questions
and elicit one word responses about how long they’ve been working there