Breakdancing, Pole Dancing, and Women’s Beach Volleyball: A Comedic Commentary on Unconventional Sports

How about breakdancing? Was that breakdancing?
Are you shitting me? That girl from Australia.
I think I could have went up and had a stroke
and dance better than her.
And if breakdancing is gonna be a sport, fine, fine.
But next. Next time around,
pole dancing better be a goddamn sport!
Oh yeah,
yeah.
And I know, I know it’ll be tough to watch like that.
Women’s beach volleyball.
That’s a tough one for me,
cause by the end of that I’m emaciated.
I can’t even get off the couch.
Haha.