Requesting Sponsorship: A Funny Encounter with Lululemon

You said what, ma?
I said I just saw a girl go in there with, um,
the. An outfit that says Lululemon.
Lululemon on the workout outfit?
Uh huh. Lululemon. Period.
Tell Lululemon to, um,
sponsor me. Lululemon,
please sponsor my daughter, period.