How y’all doing? Bitch,
you a waiter now? So what,
this your new friend? No, this my boyfriend.
We don’t touch the help. Maybe I can start y’all off with some waters.
You can start us off with some champagne.
We only do bottle service around here.
Give us two. Turn down for what?
Dance. Oh, no,
I’m not wearing dance.
Oh, smile when you do it.
Oh, it’s my jam too.
Haha. What is.
What is this?
It’s to let you know all the things you won’t be doing with me tonight.