Hey guys! Nothing quite like a night on the town of the big city, eh?
Oh, come on,
you deserve it after the show you put on tonight. Garth.
Right here.
You guys, uh,
sure we’re in the right place?
Yeah, man,
my cousin comes here all the time.
Supposed to be great. Cool.
And now put your hands together for the mystery known as ないか
whoa! The guy’s a dude.
Uh oh, I think you’re right, Garth.
We are in the wrong place.
Come on man, get out of here!
Give it up for mango!
Come on, Garp! Let’s go,
mango!
Hahaha!
This next song is about growing up in a small town.
The values that I Learned there goes a little like this. One,
two, three,
four.
And I miss you.
How you going? Huh?
What’s up, man? What?
Nothing. Fine.
What are you all looking at?
Leave Me Alone!
We’re gonna take a little break, I guess.
The little fire engine lived in Trolley Town with Sarah and the mice.
Until one day she was in trouble.
Daddy? Daddy!
Yeah? Yes, honey,
are you all right, daddy?
Oh, sure I am, honey.
Quit brow beating me! I can’t breathe.
Go away, go away!
I love you all! No looking at the mango!
Oh dear god, why have I been punished to be the mango?
Why, I ask why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why?
Get back, sons of bitches!
What is it? Who are you?
I’m Garth Brooks. I’m a country singer
and I don’t know why, but I just can’t get you out of my head.
Do you think I care? Now get out of my dressing room.
Mango has to do Pilates.
But I want to get to know you, mango.
Can you know the mighty ocean?
Can you lasso a star from the sky?
Can you say to a rainbow, hey,
stop being a rainbow for a second.
No such as mango.
But I brought you these flowers
and these little basils from some place called La Veta.
Do you that think that impresses me?
Look at all these other grips I have.
This is a body lotion from Ben Affleck.
And this.
This is a poem from the guy who plays Greg from dumb and dumber.
Nobody to make any of these things, so get out!
I feel like such a fool. I guess I’ll be going.
Yes, that’s right. I hate you.
But no, get out!
Oh, don’t tease me that way.
What? I do tease you.
There you go again. What are you talking about?
There, see?
See what? You’re crazy! Get away from my door!
Haha!
Goodbye, mango.
Goodbye! God, Brooks!
Mango! Ah!
Run away with the mango! No more mango for you!
No! No!
Mango! What have you done to me?
Mango?