We are so fucking back baby Max,
don’t you remember the pole sitter always speaks first?
No, they don’t.
You just always let me speak first.
Beta, beta.
I am in fucking first part.
Uh, fuck Max.
I’m not even in third gear yet mate.
You made a right shit of yourself there mate.
Fuck off Oscar.
Yours wasn’t much better. Think of all the early morning meetings.
Lando, tea and crumpets.
Lando, you’re losing aura faster than Checo is losing his seat
as of this moment. I fucking kept my seat, bitch.
My favourite thing about this series,
um, missing some races is not hearing your fucking voice, George.
Oh yeah. Why was unheard?
Fucking team radio scrapped for a bit.
I heard they take 3 hours to make and bro hasn’t had the time.
Just a rumor though. Haha.
Yeah, fucking rumors.
Am I right? They can destroy lives,
you know, and marriages.
You speaking from experience, Christian, right?
Fuck off to Williams now you prick.
See that Lando? When the lights go out,
you go forwards buddy.
Shut up, George.
You Hermione sounding prick.
Wow. Would you look at that?
A classic Lando lag captured in 4k,
60fps gyro cam perfection.
Fucking me, man.
Louis, you shouldn’t be here.
In your dreams, Yuki.
In my dreams, uh,
one of my dreams is to open up a restaurant, uh,
a steak restaurant with meat in it.
What the fuck Yuki?
That was so uncalled for. You know,
I’m Vegan no I didn’t Louis,
I know nothing man. Chill out man.
Max, you look a bit tired there buddy.
Last night I did the 24 hours of Le Mans
8 hours of Bahrain three Dutch Grand Prix um,
and who fucking asked? Hope you had fun in your simulator man. Um,
because now I’m in the Max Verstappen simulator. Um,
I’ll see you later. Oh my fucking God.
The tires are literally ready.
Let’s fucking go baby. Why are you so surprised?
Never mind. I get it.
Blimey fucking sideways under the tower of London geezers.
Even Ferrari have their shit sorted.
What the fiddly fuck
shut your Winston Churchill sounding whinging baby ass.
That grammatically makes no sense toto,
that’s not very mindful nor demure of you.
Let’s fucking get it on baby. Shoo.
My goodness. I thought you were a little old Lando.
If you were I might have been a tad scared.
You get scared every time you look in the mirror.
You woody looking fuck eat a bag of dicks.
What the fuck bit fucking sad when a literal race highlights itself.
It’s non highlights you know like what the fuck is this?
Sue you for this. Oh,
a group of girls near each other
that should be a normal fucking race.
Will have a kid my child if you’re scared and yeah
I have a kid you know a real child.
I am scared every time I drive.
I should sue you for this Logan Wait,
sorry, you’re fucking useless. Wow,
the max for stepping fucking simulator worked.
That shit is crazy. Uh,
unheard team radios is back.
Um, for now pop into Luke Sam streams um
and watch his YouTube videos to to support him. Um,
after all these take hours and no pennies are exchanged um,
all the links are in his bio.
What are you going to say now?
No safety car to help me win this one now fuck off the lot of you.
See you in Monza maybe Max now you’re 23 seconds behind Lando. Haha.