If you’re wondering why I transform,
baby, is cause I’m hitting up TJ Maxx,
okay? I feel like this shirt is giving wrestler vibes.
Oh, my glee.
But I do not feel like changing,
so I’m just gonna be a wrestler for the day. Baby,
y’all already know
we had to hit up the motherfucking streets one more time on Sunday
to finish off the dog ass weekend.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She’s a runner, she’s a track star.
So I actually got my TJ
cause I forgot that we have a birthday dinner tonight.
One of my cousins turned 12.
And when you ask her what she wants,
she’s like, I want anything aesthetic.
Like, girl,
shut the hell up. So I’m gonna go inside TJ and see if I can make her,
like, a little aesthetic basket or something,
whatever the hell that means.
And of course, I just need an excuse to come to TJ, Baby.
Hey, hey, hey,
TJ Maxx. Gods,
if you’re listening, please make it a good one.
Crossing the street with this damn shirt,
looking like a wrestler is very humbling.
Why do I actually love this big ass bag?
Absolutely not.
Okay, is this cute or not?
Or is it giving me, like,
lunch bag? Oh,
I don’t know. I’m obsessed with this one.
Look how freaking cute it is.
And they have a little black one. Okay?
Her name is Marley. So I think this is very aesthetic. Right?
Clips are definitely In right now.
So I’m gonna take her these.
I need that chunky A. Are you joking?
Does that say $30,000? Yes,
it’s $30,000. I love it.
Look at this locket. This locket is such a vibe, too.
The way I’m literally not even supposed to be shopping for myself.
I think this little makeup bag is cute.
I’m gonna put everything I get her in here.
I think I’m definitely getting some chapstick.
You cannot have crusty lips in the seventh grade. Please.
I know she for sure loves like all that skincare stuff,
so I’m gonna get her this.
Is that even good for you?
I don’t even know. Okay.
I think I’m also gonna get her deodorant,
because 7th graders usually stink,
you know, so she cannot be stinking.
Definitely a headband. Maybe a sleep mask,
cause, you know,
seventh grade stressful, baby.
Maybe like a cute little notebook.
She could take it to school or something.
Are you joking? I absolutely need to use this gift bag now.
I’ve literally been seeing these all over my TikTok.
I absolutely need this immediately.
So I have a 5 below next door,
so I might go next door to see, um,
if they have any aesthetic things.
I’m thinking of maybe getting this bag instead of the gift bag,
cause then she can actually, like,
use this. The damage was done, baby.
Oh my god, I’m in big trouble.
I’m gonna go put the bag in the car.
And then I’m gonna walk to 5 below
the way that I literally just said that
the damage was done at TJ Maxx,
and then I’m still going to 5 below.
I’m sick. I’m just walking into five below with pure vibes.
Five below is not hidden. That might be a good thing.
I want this phone case so freaking bad.
But this is not for my phone. Please.
I’m a star. Look at these freaking shorts. Immediately. Yes.
Okay. I need to go the hell home now.