Okay, I know it’s the summer right now,
but it’s gonna start raining a lot here soon.
How could I be homophobic?
My bitch is gay. No,
I’m just playing. But here’s a waterproof, uh,
jacket.
Um, it has zipper pockets.
Like I said, it’s waterproof,
so you can put your phone in here,
zip it up, and it’s not gonna get wet.
Um, it’s a drawstring, too,
but, yeah,
if you guys, like,
are interested, it’s, like,
super cheap right now. It’s on flash sale,
and you’re gonna need one, so, like.
And this shit’s hard. You can put some,
like,
smooth. Yeah.
If you don’t buy it, I’m gonna be in your bed tonight.