The Hilarious Fail of an Attempted Nail Shop Robbery: A Cultural Comedy

I don’t know if you guys saw that video it’s video is not new
but I have to comment on it cause it keeps recirculating
it’s the brother that comes in and tries to rob the nail shop
you know, he got his hand in a bag or something trying to say yo
give me everything you got
give me a nail just these Asians are just sitting there like
do you want manicure pedicure?
Which one we got good colour good nail for you
you just pedicure manicure
why you hide your hand maybe you have bad nail
we give good nail if they are Vietnamese
they would be like me dang me dang go
go go dip dot dip me dang me dang means black person in Vietnamese
now if they were Chinese they say Chung WA
Chung WA di so don WA eh eh
hiran hiran means black person in Mandarin all right,
how are you gonna try and rob these people?
The the these immigrants that that come from a Vietnam war
they’ve like we from Vietnam we Vietnam war
we see many gun all time tank all that they come from Ho Chi Minh bro
you know who Ho Chi Minh was?
Dictator of North Vietnam huh?
And if they Chinese they come from Mao say dung huh?
Come on now you think they’re afraid of your ass?
Come on man we beat American we beat you we beat you here too
go get out With bullshit. I don’t have time for bullshit.
You tried to bullshit me with hip hop bullshit. Tried to rob me.
Hey, man,
my accent ain’t that great,
but I’m within the ballpark.
How you gonna rob somebody that’s talk like this?
Don’t fuck with them. You don’t fuck with Chinese.
You don’t fuck with them. That shit was hilarious and he gave up.
That was the dumbest, dumbest criminal on the planet.
He was like, damn,
they are not falling for this shit.
Do you want nail? You want pedicure?
Manicure? Pay or go.
Will you not rob nobody? Please go,
go, go.
Go away. Please go.
Negro, please.
Dog, dog,
dog, dog. Goodbye.
Bye, bye.