Really weird shit I’m seeing on a cruise right now.
As someone who cruises two to three times a month,
I’m at check in. I’ve been here for all 10 minutes,
and I’ve seen two people check in.
Umbrellas and beach chairs.
Separate families. I why then?
15 minutes now, four people checking in.
Umbrellas and Dominican Republic.
And these two very pasty people are as red as fire hydrants.
I’ve never seen someone so red in my life. And they’re sunbathing.
They’re 100% gonna have sun blisters all over them tomorrow.
Oh, my god.
And I know they’re on my cruise ship.
They’re sitting in the cruise baby.
This is day one, day two out of seven.
Oh, my god.
I’m literally right in front of a turtle nest,
and it’s all blacked off with the sign,
and there’s a little girl playing in there,
like, digging in it.
Where’s your parents? What is.
What is wrong with people?
Oh, my god!
Don’t take the shells!
Leave them there.
If you’re little kids and you’re playing with them on the beach,
cool. Leave them there.
Don’t put me in your rags.
Come on!
Goes through your mind when you’re walking through a cruise ship
with a robe and slippers.
You and your wife are just gallivanting.
You’re not on the same floor as a spa.
What are you doing? You’re stuck with us for seven days.
Like, what if something pops out?
You have to look me in the eyes.
For the next 6 5 days. And I know everything underneath that. Why?
Put on some clothes, please.
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