Encounter with a Great White Shark: A Harrowing Tale of Survival

Holy God,
he’s not interested in me.
No, he’s not. I,
I think he’s more interested.
Whoa,
whoa,
whoa.
Oh, fuck.
He just bit my boat.
He just bit my boat. Fuck.
I think it’s, um,
I think it’s a time to leave,
bro. You just bit my boat.
Well, that’s what the great white did to me boat.
Holy fuck.
He fucking smashed me cunt.