Wedding Drama: A Comedy of Miscommunications

Oh bloody hell. I can’t do this,
babes. What?
Can you ask him for the reception for another hour, please?
No. Why?
Cause I’m not ready.
I’ve got a bad tummy.
I’ve already asked and they won’t do it.
Well, that’s the way it goes. Mate.
I’m sick of this. Wherever we go,
that’s all you do. You can never be on time.
Ever be on time. Do you know why?
Because you’re always late.
And I’ve got all the bags here.
They won’t give us an extra half hour.
We’ll be ready for hours. You’re spoiling me.
Listen, I’m coming. I know the drill.
Move! Every time.
Every time. Come on, class,
let’s go. Darling,
leave him here. You’ll have to wait one night.
They’ll have to wait. Yeah,
they’ll have to wait. And you know,
me and the kids and the dog were going and.
You stay here, okay? Whatever.
I’ll make my own way back.
Of course you will. Bye. Bye.
Oh, good.
I’m gonna go on down. You drive me nuts.